How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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