gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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