she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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