he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize