Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
That's when you crack a 10am beer
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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