i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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