I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
its liver damage thursday
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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