I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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