How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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