dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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