Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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