Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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