i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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