Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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