Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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