We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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