Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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