i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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