She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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