I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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