try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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