Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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