he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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