Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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