Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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