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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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