I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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