its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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