D3 body, D1 cock
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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