even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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