like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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