Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he puts the penis in happiness.
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im holly from the hills drunk
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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