he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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