Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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