Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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