I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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