I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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