some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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