So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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