chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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