It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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