You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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