You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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