508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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