Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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