Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize