Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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