Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My balls are so social today.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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