Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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