its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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